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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 01:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Building the 'Moonhouse': Q&A with artist Mikael Genberg - Space

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Knicks fire coach Tom Thibodeau after first Eastern Conference finals berth in 25 years - AP News

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

How did my ex move on very fast?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Which is the first MV you watched in Stray Kids?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

‘Stick’: Apple’s Golf Comedy Scores on the Charms of Owen Wilson - Rolling Stone

Loons and Moons

Then came..

No, not a chance

Simulations Show What Really Happens When a Black Hole Devours a Neutron Star - Gizmodo

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

South Korea’s Venus-focused cubesat advances as larger missions face NASA cuts - SpaceNews

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Why do so many guys love anime girls?

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to